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(via so-relatable)
(Source: worldlyanimals, via gilbertthomason)
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Thug Story
Taylor Swift feat. T-Pain
“I knit sweaters, yo”
Still one of my fffaaaavvvvzzzz
This is my dog to the max…except she actually bites.
Pearl doesn’t actually bite she just doesn’t like teh cuddles unless she asks for them
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I’ll be watching you.
“On this land I am torn. Part of me wants to fight, and repel all outsiders; the other part of me is the outsider.”
(via silenthill)
(Source: hotcelebshome.com, via fuckyeah-vsangels)
| Sofia: | get out of the box so I can go to sleep |
|---|---|
| Me: | no... ugh I really have to pee |
| Sofia: | then get out |
| Me: | can I take the box with me? |
| Sofia: | No you cannot hide in a box... |
| Me: | please... |
| Sofia: | nope... not gonna let you |
| me: | mom check out my new Kitty Keychain it isn't just a keychain it is actually a weapon! |
|---|---|
| mom: | oh wow where did you find out about this? |
| me: | Tumblr! |
| mom: | .... fine |
| http: | //www.wickedclothes.com/product/kitty-keychain-self-defense-device |
Reading interesting boob facts
In the United States, women are allowed to be topless in public in Texas, Hawaii, New York, Ohio and Maine.
If some sort of disruption occurs though, they may be charged with violating public nuisance laws.
| parents: | why are you awake so early |
|---|---|
| me: | who said i went to sleep |
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flaw…less….FLAWLESS
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